Nature Wants to Eat You
Ah Dunkleosteus - because why have teeth, when your entire skull could be made of massive armoured machetes. It was 33 feet long, could exert 8,000 pounds per square inch at the tip of each “fang”, and it could open its jaws in a fiftieth of a second to suck prey in.  It is also long, long extinct which is the only reason you are not currently crying in a corner, begging for mercy.

Ah Dunkleosteus - because why have teeth, when your entire skull could be made of massive armoured machetes. It was 33 feet long, could exert 8,000 pounds per square inch at the tip of each “fang”, and it could open its jaws in a fiftieth of a second to suck prey in. 

It is also long, long extinct which is the only reason you are not currently crying in a corner, begging for mercy.

Posted 6 months ago
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    It’s staring into my very soul,
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    what I want to know is how they calculate things like the pounds per square inch and how fast they opened their jaws...
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    Looks like those naked mole rat things from Merlin…
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    Evolution is crazy as shit
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    It looks like it should be the helmet of some barbarian king or something. He killed this thing with ONLY HIS LITTLE...
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